The “About” Section

Who are you, and why should anyone care?
What is this website?
Where did these stories come from?
And why are you such a pretentious, narcissistic piece of shit?

If you’re looking for answers to these questions (and more), you’ll get answers to them as soon as my lazy ass gets around to finishing this “About Me” page! Until then, I urge you to poke around and see if you find anything you enjoy. The Science, Bitch! section might be a great place to start given your obvious curiosity.

Alethea Ashton